ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

queermutant:

The best comment I’ve seen all day

queermutant:

The best comment I’ve seen all day

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

jeriorlizorart:

sibyllinesketchblog:

adventuretime:

I was a teenager in the 60s, so I can’t resist anyone who turns something into a rock band, especially when it’s one of Frederator’s cartoon shows. –Fred

Can’t believe Fred Seibert actually reblogged my Adventurers ! 

Life

Complete

this is pretty freaking amazing!

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone
So raise a glass to teenage girls for their linguistic innovation. It expands our expressive vocabulary, giving us new words and modes of expression. Speakers may nostalgically look to a previous golden era of English, but the truth is that Shakespeare’s English is an abomination of Chaucer’s English, which is an abomination of Beowolf’s. Language is inherently unstable. It’s in a constant state of flux, made and remade—stretched, altered, broken down and rearranged—by its speakers every day. Rather than a sign of corruption and disorder, this is language in its full vitality—a living, evolving organism.

oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

evgeniemalkin:

"driver, where are we going?"

a single tear falls from the drivers eye. the driver is drake. his career has fallen apart in a gold chain related incident.

his voice is hoarse:

"just hold on, we’re going home"

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

gay8:

remember that weight i lost i found it again

leupagus:

Amy’s turtleface is truly the most beautiful turtleface.

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
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