it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
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: Sci Fi Dystopian story idea
Been playing around with an idea for a Sci Fi Dystopian story. Here’s the premise:
There’s a fictional world in which most of the species fits into one of two types, the “life givers” and the “non life givers.” The life givers are actually able to grow new life forms inside their body. The…
- day off: tumblr
- need to study: tumblr
- shitty weather: tumblr
- wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
- plans with other people: tumblr
- in class: tumblr
- supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
- on the bus: tumblr
- the apocalypse: tumblr
- during my own funeral: tumblr
- tumblr: tumblr
- tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
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9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
this is the best post that has ever existed and will ever exist.
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
p-nus
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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
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its funny that i get called a killjoy for calling out sexism and racism at school like haha its not a joke youre normalizing hatred you fucking ignorant sacks meat i dont care if i ruined your petty fun
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